Everything you ever wanted to know about me. And then some.

I am 28, which is 2 years from 30. According to myself at 16, this makes me old. My husband of 10 years is already 30. Thus making him REALLY old!

If you did your math correctly, you will see that I was married at 18.

My favorite drink is Dr. Pepper.

It’s neither paper nor plastic for me. I bring my own bags to the grocery store.

I think Mark Harmon is HOT. Followed by Vince Vaughn, a close second.

My current desktop theme is Brian Regan.

I have 5 kids. I would like 12. Yes, there is a possibility that I am insane. Or at least heading in that direction.

I visit YouTube regularly to watch Jim Gaffigan. My favorite is Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

I also visit the above to watch videos on making bread. So far, I still suck at making bread.

Mice scare the crap out of me. And so do their ugly cousins, rats.

I do believe Elvis is dead.

Of the 200 or so cable channels we have, I typically only watch four of them:

• USA - for the Law & Order SVU re-runs
• The History Channel - because I love being scared out my mind with the doomsday shows
• Fox News - because I love being scared out of my mind by current events
• The Food Network - because I love to eat

I have seen High Musical so many times, I can sing along to the CD no problem.

I have contacts but I wear glasses.

I never kill spiders. I make my husband do it.